IWC Men’s Portuguese Chronograph Automatic Watch #IW371417

this watch
I was perusing the shopping page during an extreme snowstorm and blizzard and came across this watch while stuck at an Internet cafe and spa. It was priced very high but since I was in Norway, I thought it was priced in Gorsebogs (Swedish currency). Unfortunately, it was in American dollars.

Now the ratio of Gorsebogs (Swedish currency) to American dollars doesn't add up, so you forfeit a lot of conversion points just in the fact that the Gorsebogs (Swedish currency) have deflated due to a recent economic crisis. Since most Swedish currency is now useless, I thought it was still an advantageous idea to purchase the watch, since gold is the new currency of the future.

Well, the watch is not even made out of gold. It is made out of gold Ignots and studded with Afrikanner diamonds.

Now the watch is not handsome at all, it looks like a badly designed Chinese knock up that a 2 dollar used store carries in a back alley in Hong Kong. It takes mini batteries that leak and there's too many hands to know the actual time. There's about 34 functions related to sun dials and the winding apparatus. Apparently you can tell what the date is on 83 sub-continents and on the sun. What use that serves is unbeknownst to me.

I promptly returned the watch for a refund and also included a note explaining that I had nothing personal against the skilled mechanical robotic hands that built this in Karem Indonesia.

Good job
The transaction went without any problems and the delivery was right on schedule.
Thanks.